| ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ | | | Sujet: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 30 Mai 2018 - 8:59 Incorrect quote: An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic. Example: Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad? Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated. Person C: Smad.
Membres d'Ilukaan et adeptes du shitposting, vous l'attendiez, pour certains, je l'ai promis et il est là.
Enjaillez vous. | | Karkat Vantas Chevalier du Shame | Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata |
| Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 30 Mai 2018 - 16:25 Francis: How’s the most beautiful person in the universe doing? Arthur: I don’t know, how are- Lance, from the other side of the room: I’m doing great!
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Matthias: ATTENTION! Berwald: What now, Matthias? Matthias: I don’t know. I just need attention.
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Alfred: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Kenneth: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this. Milo: Spiders. Alfred: Wasps. Katie: Terriers. Luciano: Karkat.
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[knock on the door] Lance: You wanna get that? Katie: And interact with people? No thanks.
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Arthur: Francis and I don’t have pet names for each other. Lance: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right? Arthur: Honey? Francis, from the other side of the room: Yes dear? Lance: Never lie to my face again.
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Milo : Yeah, I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’. Too bad I got hit by that car. | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Jeu 31 Mai 2018 - 19:55 YES
Celle là est une référence à PK mais je la trouve parfaite alors je la mets tbh, ceux qui étaient présents comprendront :
Keith: Ten years ago, I married my best friend, Erzsébet’s still mad about it but me and Gilbert were drunk and we thought it was funny.
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Kenneth: Arthur, just say it, you’ll feel better. You’re in love with Francis. Arthur: Forget it. You know what? You’re in love with Francis. Kenneth: Oh okay, the middle school comeback? Nice.
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Luciano: [ gets a bad idea ] Luciano: Guys, great idea!
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Francis: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
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Matthias: I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes. Berwald: Nope, no you won’t, because if you do that, you will die.
Je pourrais faire ça pendant des heures tbh | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Dim 3 Juin 2018 - 20:22 Kenneth : Bro. Lance : What bro ? Kenneth : Tell the whole world we're bros Lance : -whispers- we're bros ... Kenneth : Why'd you whisper bro ? Lance : Because you're my whole world bro Kenneth : Bro. ______________________________________
Mads, introducing Berwald to his family : This is my ex-boyfriend, Berwald Berwald, to Mads : I told you to stop calling me that. Berwald : I am his husband. ______________________________________
Alfred : Hey Francis, are you free on friday ? Like, around 8pm on friday ? Francis : Yes ? Alfred : What about you ? Arthur : Yes, i am. Alfred : Great ! Because i'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date. Francis : Did he just- | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mar 5 Juin 2018 - 16:29 Mads: *goofing around* Berwald: I swear, I’m gonna sell you on Ebay
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Feliciano: You look beautiful today. Cirilla: Thank- Feliciano: Ha! April Fool’s! Feliciano: You look beautiful every day!
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Francis: Arthur, what’s your last name? Arthur: It hasn’t changed since we met… Francis, getting down on one knee: Maybe it’s time it does.
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Arthur: But Kiku, look at you! Always working… What happened to my fun lieutenant? Kiku: Fun? I was never fun, you take that back!
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Karkat: [coughs violently] Dave: don’t die. Karkat: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
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Francis: I knew from the day I met you that you’d be a pain in the ass. Francis: But then I realized I wanted you to be a pain in my ass. Arthur: *spits out coffee* Arthur, indignantly: What do you mean you knew I'd be a pain in the ass?!
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Kenneth: Have you been drinking again? Arthur: I don't even drink! Kenneth: Then what was THIS doing in your room?! [holds up a bottle of water] Arthur: We need water to live! Kenneth: Not in my damn house! | | Francis Bonnefoy Cervirald | Image du profil : Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Écrasés l'un contre l'autre
Nous ne formons qu'un seul corps
Et le flot sans effort
Nous pousse, enchaînés l'un et l'autre
Et nous laisse tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux
ϟ Œuvre : Axis Powers Hetalia
ϟ Parchemins : 711
ϟ Gallions : 172
ϟ Âge (RP) : 24 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 14ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Don : /
ϟ Baguette : Bois de charme — 29,5cm — Cheveu de vélane — Flexible
ϟ Cursus : Potions approfondies
ϟ Malle : Jeune pousse
ϟ Autres comptes : Lucifer Hellborn, Tom M. Riddle, Lian Xie, Respen Enneiros, Phoenix Wright |
| Image du profil : Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Écrasés l'un contre l'autre
Nous ne formons qu'un seul corps
Et le flot sans effort
Nous pousse, enchaînés l'un et l'autre
Et nous laisse tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux
ϟ Œuvre : Axis Powers Hetalia
ϟ Parchemins : 711
ϟ Gallions : 172
ϟ Âge (RP) : 24 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 14ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Don : /
ϟ Baguette : Bois de charme — 29,5cm — Cheveu de vélane — Flexible
ϟ Cursus : Potions approfondies
ϟ Malle : Jeune pousse
ϟ Autres comptes : Lucifer Hellborn, Tom M. Riddle, Lian Xie, Respen Enneiros, Phoenix Wright | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mar 5 Juin 2018 - 20:43 Francis: Hello? Killer: I see you. Francis: Killer: Francis: Do I look good?
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Alfred: That's one of my greatest fears. Luciano: What is? Alfred: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut... Luciano: You would eat yourself. Alfred: I wouldn't even question it.
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(one day...) Karkat: *throwing open the door* Karkat: So you two ARE having sex! Francis and Arthur: *sitting on the bed, reading books* Arthur: We are? Francis, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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(after looking for Minou le Terrible) Yennefer: Did you kids get enough sleep? Feliciano: Kiku: Cirilla: Vincent: Feliciano: Sometimes my eyes close when I sneeze.
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Karkat: [realizing he’s in love with Dave] Karkat: Who the fuck authorised this?
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Gabriel: *carrying a bathbomb, a pink lemonade, and a handful of cosmic brownies toward the bathroom* Jesse: *raises an eyebrow* Gabriel: *glares* Don’t judge me.
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Milo: Could you be quiet? I'm trying to think. Oliver: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Karkat: so what you’re saying is you want to be closer to Francis, but you don’t actually want him around. Arthur: … Arthur: yes.
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Berwald: i hope you know what you’re doing. Matthias: yeah, me too.
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Alfred: I need to get something off my chest. Luciano: Is it your shirt? Please say yes. - De la part des potos:
- De moi à moi:
- Merci Lance !:
- Merci Mads !:
- Merci Luciano !:
| | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 6 Juin 2018 - 1:07 Lance, texting: Hey r u awake? Wanna come over and learn the dance to ‘bet on it’ from HSM2? Mabel: dude it’s 2am Lance: so??? Mabel: we both have school tmrw morning?? Lance: so???? Mab… Mabel: okay yeah omw ________________________________________
Kenneth: Do you think pigeons get songs stuck in their heads? Oliver: Oh my god. I don’t know. Go to sleep. ________________________________________
Cirilla: You’re so cute! Karkat: I am NOT CUTE! I am full of RAGE! ________________________________________
Luciano: My head hurts. Karkat: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. ________________________________________
Gabriel: What’s this? Francis: It’s my to-do list. Gabriel: It’s just a piece of paper with my name on it. Francis: … Gabriel: … ________________________________________
Yennefer: What did you get for number 12? Jesse: I got 18. Mabel: Oh, I got 9.5. Lance: I got Abraham Lincoln… for some reason. ________________________________________
Kenneth: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs? Wendy: They’re the ghosts of the bugs that you’ve killed. Kenneth: fUCK ________________________________________
Dave: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Karkat: Which one? I cant do both. ________________________________________
Karkat: I bet Francis likes BDSM. Feliciano: What’s BDSM? Kenneth, yelling: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS. ________________________________________
Karkat: I’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard…… when there are so many things…. that need my hate.
J'aime bien Karkat. Ssshhhh. | | Karkat Vantas Chevalier du Shame | Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata |
| Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 6 Juin 2018 - 15:20 [on the first date] Francis: Baby, you look ravishing this evening. Arthur, still not used to the idea of dating with Francis : Baby, all your facial parts they're...in the right spots.
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Alfred: There’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Jones way. Ciri: Isn’t that also the wrong way? Afred: Yeah, but it’s faster.
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Feli: Is anyone else scared? Kenneth: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.
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Arthur: I’d date you. Francis: What? Arthur: I SAID I HATE YOU!!
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Dave: Luciano, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point. Luciano: A moo point? Dave: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo. Luciano: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
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Luciano: I really need to organize my thoughts. Karkat: Your thoughts? Plural?
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Jesse: How do we usually get out of these messes? Gabriel: We don’t. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Arthur: Boyfriend? I don’t wanna be Francis’ boyfriend. Karkat: Well, what do you want then? Arthur: I don’t know. I just wanna be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and to tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.
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Karkat: Are you gay? Dave: No, I'm not gay! Karkat: But you just kissed me! Dave: ...Okay, I'm gay
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Feli: Just play cool, don't Kiku-out about it. Kiku: Did you just use my name as a verb? Feli: Oh, yeah, we do that behind your back. "Kiku-out": to overthink. Also see "Kiku-up". "Kiku-up": to overthink with disastrous results. Sample sentence: "Ciri Kiku-up when she tried--" Kiku: Okay, I get it!
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["What do you consider your best quality?"] Ciri: Well, I'm a real people person ! Karkat: I don't answer stupid questions. Feli: I speak Italian ! Francis: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
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Dave: I just poured apple juice in the washing machine. Sometimes I think I’m an idiot. Karkat: Oh I do that all the time. Dave: What? Put your apple juice in the washing machine? Karkat: No, think you’re an idiot.
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Oliver: Did you hear that? It sounded like...despair. Milo: It’s probably me. Oliver: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.
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Dirlo: I am going to give you a quest. Gabriel: Why? Dirlo: Because of all the good work you’ve done. Gabriel: I have the lowest success record of anyone here. Dirlo: That’s… no, no, it’s not about numbers, Gabriel. It’s about attitude. Gabriel: I have the worst attitude of any person here.
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Francis: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need an four-letter word for disappointment. Karkat: Dave. Francis: ...It fits.
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Jsp si c'est correct, mais dans ma tête, les choix sont parfaitement logiques /PAN/ | | Andrew Minyard Lupy | Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
Mélange Mutant
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| Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
Mélange Mutant
| Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 6 Juin 2018 - 16:40 Alfred : Hey Arthur : Hey ? Alfred : I can't sleep *:(* Arthur : I can. Goodnight. - Traduction:
Alfred : Hey Arthur : Hey ? Alfred : J'arrive pas à dormir *:(* Arthur : Moi si. Bonne nuit.
* Karkat : I'm going to play a song for you right now. Dave : Ok... Karkat : It's called « My life so far ». Karkat : *takes a deep breath, plays a chord* Karkat : *screams* - Traduction:
Karkat : Je vais chanter une chanson pour toi, maintenant. Dave : Ok... Karkat : Je l'ai appelé "Ma vie jusqu'ici". Karkat : *prend une grande inspiration, joue une note* Karkat : *crie*
* Alfred : I just want to be friends. Luciano : Good. Alfred : Plus a little extra. Alfred : Also, I love you. - Traduction:
Alfred : Je veux juste qu'on soit amis. Luciano : Bien. Alfred : Avec quelque chose en plus. Alfred : Et aussi, je t'aime.
* Karkat : When I first met you, I did not like you. Luciano : I'm aware of that. Karkat : But then you and I had some time together. Luciano : Uh-huh... Karkat : It did not get better. - Traduction:
Karkat : Quand on s'est rencontré, je ne t'aimais pas. Luciano : Je suis au courant. Karkat : Mais ensuite, on a passé un peu de temps ensemble. Luciano : Oui... Karkat : Ca ne s'est pas arrangé.
| | Francis Bonnefoy Cervirald | Image du profil : Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Écrasés l'un contre l'autre
Nous ne formons qu'un seul corps
Et le flot sans effort
Nous pousse, enchaînés l'un et l'autre
Et nous laisse tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux
ϟ Œuvre : Axis Powers Hetalia
ϟ Parchemins : 711
ϟ Gallions : 172
ϟ Âge (RP) : 24 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 14ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Don : /
ϟ Baguette : Bois de charme — 29,5cm — Cheveu de vélane — Flexible
ϟ Cursus : Potions approfondies
ϟ Malle : Jeune pousse
ϟ Autres comptes : Lucifer Hellborn, Tom M. Riddle, Lian Xie, Respen Enneiros, Phoenix Wright |
| Image du profil : Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Écrasés l'un contre l'autre
Nous ne formons qu'un seul corps
Et le flot sans effort
Nous pousse, enchaînés l'un et l'autre
Et nous laisse tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux
ϟ Œuvre : Axis Powers Hetalia
ϟ Parchemins : 711
ϟ Gallions : 172
ϟ Âge (RP) : 24 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 14ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Don : /
ϟ Baguette : Bois de charme — 29,5cm — Cheveu de vélane — Flexible
ϟ Cursus : Potions approfondies
ϟ Malle : Jeune pousse
ϟ Autres comptes : Lucifer Hellborn, Tom M. Riddle, Lian Xie, Respen Enneiros, Phoenix Wright | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 6 Juin 2018 - 21:08 Karkat: Arthur, your boyfriends on the phone. Arthur: Francis is NOT my boyfriend. Arthur, on the phone: Hey, babe.
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Arthur: There’s something I’ve always wanted to tell you and I think you’re ready to hear it. Francis: Yeah? Arthur: You’re not very pretty, and you’re not very bright. Francis: Arthur: Oh, I’m so glad we had that talk.
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Milo: Am I cool or what? Oliver: What. Milo: I said, am I cool or- Oliver: Yeah, I heard you.
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Kenneth: Hey, I heard you like bad boys. Mabel: Not really. Kenneth: Oh, thank the stars.
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Francis: Is this about me? Kenneth: No. Francis: Then I've lost interest.
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Arthur: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said. Francis: And for punching me in the face? Arthur: No, you definitely deserved that.
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Karkat: You know how some girls say "I just like you as a friend"? Luciano: Yeah. Karkat: I don't even like you that way.
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Kenneth: How many people have you been with? Francis: 17... Kenneth: Only seventeen? Francis: Kenneth: 1,700? Francis: Kenneth: 17,000?!
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Vincent: I am a father. Yennefer: It's a cat. Vincent: He's my blood!
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Vincent: You know, I had a cat who died. Sasori: Don't compare my parents to your cat.
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Francis: You have to apologize to Gabriel. Kenneth: Unfuck you, or whatever.
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Francis: Someone’s coming here. Someone you don’t like. Karkat: That could be anybody.
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Dave: I made you this friendship bracelet. Karkat: I’m not really a jewelry person. Dave: You don’t have to wear it. Karkat: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Luciano: Will you marry me? Alfred: Like...as friends?
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Katie: Lance, you're blocking the view. Lance: Please, I am the view.
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Kenneth: U okay? Mabel, crying: Yeah it was just these onions. Kenneth, to onions: What the fuck did u say to my girlfriend?
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Kiku: Arthur, let’s play marry, fuck, kill. Arthur: Okay. Kiku: Francis— Arthur: Francis. Kiku: I wasn’t— Arthur: Francis. All of them. Final answer.
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Kiku: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen? Arthur: He could hear me.
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Arthur: Do you want some advice? Alfred: No. Arthur: Kind of makes me want to give it to you even more.
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Minou le Terrible, Fils de Zeus, Conquérant des Terres Septentrionales, Terreur des Sept Mers, sneezes: Vincent, bangs fist on table: too Vincent, slams head into door: friggin Vincent, throws his deputy headmaster out window: CUTE
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Luciano: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, 4 years now. No response. Alfred: Wow. They sound stupid. Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Luciano: I guess you’re right. Alfred, I love you. Alfred: See! Just say that! Luciano: Holy fucking shit. Alfred: If that flies over their head then, sorry Luciano, but they’re too dumb for you.
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Arthur: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Kiku: Arthur, nO THAT IS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES. Arthur: FLOOR IT? Kiku: ARTHUR NO. Arthur: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECONDS. Kiku: ARTHUR YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN! Arthur: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Kiku: ARTHUR PLEASE.
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Dave: *kisses Karkat* Karkat: what is this? Dave: affection Karkat: disgusting Karkat: Karkat: do it again
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Alfred: Why do I never see baby pigeons? Arthur: Because the parents are smart enough to hide their babies from you.
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Feliciano: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul. Cirilla: So, white chocolate latte?
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Mabel: Isn’t there really anyone who isn’t homosexual? Kenneth: *raises hand* Lance : *puts down Kenneth’s hand*
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Berwald: Don’t do anything stupid. Matthias: You and I both know that’s asking to much of me. - De la part des potos:
- De moi à moi:
- Merci Lance !:
- Merci Mads !:
- Merci Luciano !:
| | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 6 Juin 2018 - 22:22 someday i'll stop Today is not that day.
Kenneth: I’m 80% muscle 20% power and 100% badass. Arthur: That’s 200%. Kenneth: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Matthias: Anybody under 5'7 cant be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples? Karkat: Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole.
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Arthur: Yeah, well, I hate you. Francis: No you don’t. Arthur: No, I don’t.
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Kenneth: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you, you should probably do it. Matthias: Time to fuck a blender. Kenneth: Wait no.
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Mabel: Please? For me? Gabriel: Don’t do that. Mabel: What? Gabriel: You think everytime you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well not this time. Mabel: …… Mabel: Please? For me? Gabriel: Okay.
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Alfred: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset? Arthur: No, I said “Alfred, don’t lick the swingset.” and then you said “Don’t tell me what to do Arthur.” and then you licked the swingset.
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Oliver [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was… doing things. Milo [enters room, looking noticably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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Karkat: *points to Luciano* Fuck you. Karkat: *points to Alfred* Fuck you. Karkat: *points to Dave* Fuck me. Karkat: *points to Feliciano* Fuck you.
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Luciano: My boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Gabriel: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Jesse: Tackle him. Wendy: Kick him in the shin. Alfred: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Kiku: You’re smiling, did something happen? Arthur: Can’t I smile just because I feel like it? Kenneth: Francis tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Alfred: You’re so dramatic! Francis [with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano]: I have no idea what youre talking about.
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Gabriel: Kenneth and Mabel? I don’t see it. Jesse: Gabriel: Oh, God, now I see it Jesse: Gabriel: Jesse, I can’t stop seeing it.
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Milo (standing on top of a building): I’m gonna jump! Karkat: Do a flip!
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Lance: I could run a marathon right now Berwald: it’s literally 2am Lance: I peak at 2am you should know this
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Kenneth: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish? Oliver: Kenneth, i’m literally about to fall asleep. i don’t need this kind of shit.
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Karkat: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, Karkat: I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis. | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Jeu 7 Juin 2018 - 10:58 My little favourite
Kiku : If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous Feli : What if it bites me and it dies ? Kiku : That means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, Feliciano, learn to read. Luciano : What if it bites itself and I die ? Kiku : It's... voodoo ? Alfred : What if it bites me and someone else dies ? Kiku : That's... correlation, not causation Francis : What if we bite each other and neither of us die ? Kiku : Francis : Kiku : Francis : That's kinky. | | Andrew Minyard Lupy | Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
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| Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
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| Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Jeu 7 Juin 2018 - 22:25 Dave : If I could imagine any of my friends murdering me- Karkat : I can imagine one of your friends murdering you Dave : Is it you? Karkat : … Karkat : No
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Alfred : What does a blanket say when it falls off of the bed? Arthur : … Alfred : OH SHEET
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Alfred : The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at maths.
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Alfred : I can do this, I'm an American, not an American't! Mads : You're an Amerishouldn't.
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Mads: I would like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time where they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated- Berwald : What did you do?
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Vincent : You’ve given me so many scars but I still love you. Vincent : This may sound troubled or deep but I’m just talking about my cat.
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Kiku : So how did your date go? Arthur : I tried to compliment him by saying "you have a nice smile and beautiful eyes". Kiku : Aw that’s sweet, what went wrong? Arthur : I panicked and just said "you have eyes".
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Alfred : I sort of messed something up and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism. Arthur : And you came to me?
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Oliver : How many times do I have to apologise for that? Milo : Once would be nice! Oliver : Oliver : No.
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Alfred: How's the world's most beautiful man feeling today? Luciano : I don't know, how are you? Alfred : F-fine
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Dave : You've done something different with your face. I can't put a finger on it, but there's something definitely different with- Karkat : What? Cirilla : He's smiling at you.
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Gabriel : Do you ever feel like you're being watched ? Francis : All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
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Wendy : Due to circumstances beyond my control- Mabel : Impulsivity and inattention to details. | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Ven 22 Juin 2018 - 1:24 Karkat : Dave and I have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other's- Dave : Sentences. Karkat : Don't interrupt me. ___________
Kiku : I can be dynamic. Kiku : Exclamation point. Everyone : ___________
Dave : I knew it. I knew your were a big softy Karkat : You tell anyone, I break your face ___________
Alfred : Arthur, I screwed up big time Arthur : Alfred, given your daily life experience, you'll have to be more specific ___________
Kiku : Arthur, keep an eye on Francis today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched Arthur : Sure, I'd love to see Francis get punched Kiku : Try again Arthur : I will stop Francis from getting punched | | Karkat Vantas Chevalier du Shame | Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata |
| Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Ven 22 Juin 2018 - 2:08 Jack: You’d do that for me? Gabe: I’d do a lot of things to you. Jack: For - For me. Gabe: Yeah, that too.
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Francis: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? Karkat: I’m a knife. Dave, from another room: He’s a little spoon!
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Francis: Being gay isn’t a choice. Francis, pointing to Arthur: it’s a game and I’m winning.
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Kenneth: The stars are beautiful. Mabel: You know who’s even more beautiful? Kenneth: :) Mabel: Mr.cat.
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Mikasa, on Karkat’s birthday: Okay, make a wish! Karkat: *blows out candles* Karkat: I wish you all would leave.
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Karkat: So, this is the group. The three of us. Do we need a name? Star: Star and the Cuties!!! Mikasa: Eh, I don't think we need a name.
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Jesse: I’ll be there there for you. Hanzo: *Raises eyebrows* Jesse: Genji said I have to.
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Luciel: And last but not least, my lucky hat. Alfred: What's so lucky about it? Lucial: Once, when I was wearing this hat, everyone I knew gave me a present. Luciano: That was your birthday.
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Gabe: I know you think my judgements clouded because I like him a little bit. Jesse: You doodled your wedding invitation. Gabe: That was our joint tombstone. Jesse: My mistake.
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Milo: I never brag Kardia: You once called your face ‘proof of god’s existence’ | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mar 26 Juin 2018 - 16:54 Yennefer : I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that people hate themselves Yennefer: Can humans even wake up at six in the morning? Vincent: No, we're meeting at 6 am Vincent: So you'd have to wake up at around 5. Yennefer: There are things that are humanely impossible. Yennefer: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are. N'importe quel autre prof: That’s what you do. Yennefer: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you. Karkat pointing Luciano : Fuck you. Karkat pointing Feliciano : Fuck you. Karkat pointing Cirilla : Fuck you. Karkat pointing Dave : Fuck me. Alfred : Arthur told me I was immature. Francis : And what did you respond? Alfred : I couldn't say anything. I was chewing 47 gummy bears. Wendy : They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Hanzo : I spy with my little eye something that starts with ‘S.’ Jesse : Sunshine? Hanzo : No. Jesse : [looks over and sees Gabriel and Jack arguing] Jesse : Sexual tension? Kenneth : Oh, I’m a miserable failure. Yennefer : Yeah, you are. Kenneth : I’ve completely failed at life. Yennefer : Yeah, you have. Kenneth : I could use some words of encouragement right now! Yennefer : Yeah, you could. Matthias: [thinking intensely] Berwald: What’s wrong? Matthias: Shaggy and Scooby always run away side-by-side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a Great Dane’s running speed is 30-40 mph, that means Shaggy can run the same speed. This means that Shaggy is the fastest human alive beating Usian Bolt’s top speed of 27 mph. Kenneth : You fucking fool. You’re assuming Scooby is running at top speed instead of slowing down for his good friend and pal, Shaggy. How did you not think of this? You fucking fool. | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Lun 2 Juil 2018 - 4:15 Bon j'en ai qu'un mais ok.
Hanzo : Good night Jesse. Jesse : ... Hanzo : McCree* sorry, autocorrect. Jesse : This is a verbal conversation. | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mar 3 Juil 2018 - 14:23 Je me suis amusée j'avoue TOUT.
Arthur: It's one school year. What are you afraid's gonna happen? Gabriel: Injury. Death. General calamity.
Jesse: See that eye roll? It translates to" "How am I possibly hands off you, Jesse?" Hanzo: Yeah, keeping them from strangling you.
Jesse: [does stupid shit] Gabriel: [contributes significantly to have the shit done] Jack: professor do i need my parents signatures allowing me to commit murder?
Lucio: So, how's the prettiest person i the world doing today? Luciel: I dont know, Lucio, how are you? Lucio: *voice cracking* ..........IM FINE-
Gabriel: Okay kids, the turkey's done. Jesse, Mabel, Genji and Karkat: ??? Lance: *opens mouth to say something but is stopped immediately* Gabriel: Before you ask, yes it's ramen in the shape of a turkey and no we cant afford a turkey.
Gabriel: Jesse, get up, you're being lazy. Jesse: Lazy is suck a strong word. I like to call it "selective participation". Gabriel: Gabriel: idiot is such a weak word, i prefer to call it, Jesse.
Genji: *loses himself in a crowd* Genji: it's ok, we all lose ourselves in this world sometimes. I got this. Genji: *walks past a mirror* Genji: there i am.
Mabel: *in a crows and can't find Gabriel* man i really dont want to do this but--- Mabel: *uses hands as a megaphone* MABEL IS A BITCH! Gabriel: *from across the battlefield* what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY Mabel: There we go.
*at a club* some guy: Hey babe put your number in my phone Genji: *takes phone* Genji: *opens pokemon go* Genji: *gives myself all the pokemon* Genji: *hands back phone and runs away* Genji: Team rocket's blasting off again!!!
Jesse: I'm scared Jack: Gabe said go to bed. Jesse: But there's a monster under my bed! Jack: Is it scarier than Gabe? Jesse: ... Jesse: *goes back to bed* | | Karkat Vantas Chevalier du Shame | Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata |
| Image du profil : "HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME ? SEE ? THAT DOESN'T ADD UP."
ϟ Œuvre : Homestuck
ϟ Parchemins : 1122
ϟ Gallions : 263
ϟ Âge (RP) : 22 ans
ϟ Maison : Cervirald
ϟ Année scolaire : 12ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : /
ϟ Baguette : Cèdre, moustache de troll, 25cm
ϟ Cursus : Communication et Littérature Sorcières
ϟ Malle : Philtre d'amour, Elexir du Gnome, Larme d'hermaphordite, Échangeur de corps
ϟ Autres comptes : ︎ Karkat Vantas
︎ Nagito Komaeda
︎ Cléonos de Pitéras
︎ Goultard Barbaren
︎ Stolas Goetia
︎ Tatsuo A. Hijikata | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Lun 23 Juil 2018 - 0:46 (pour le drama fruk) Arthur : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff Kiku : I witnessed the dumb stuff Francis : I joined you in the dumb stuff Karkat: I TRIED TO STOP YOU IDIOTS FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF !!
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Francis: Tell her about the birds and the bees. ;D Kenneth, to Mabel: They're disappearing at an alarming rate !
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Arthur : When you said "magical in bed", this isn't exactly what I was expecting- Francis : *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card? Arthur : *softly* Holy shit.
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Isaac : Why must you always attack me with your words? Karkat : Would you rather me use rocks?
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Alfred : I have invited 17 people to come and watch a movie, would you come? Mads : Sure! But why so many people? Alfred : Because the DVD said only 18+ viewers. Mads : Wait… what?
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Karkat : Alright, Dave, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have two minutes. Dave : Why? Are you in a hurry? Karkat : No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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Teacher : What was the best advice your friends have given you? Hanzo : Uhhh… {Flashback} Gabe : If Genji ever says “I know what I’m doing”, run.
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Dave : Still short, I see. Karkat : Still pretending that you’re not hopelessly in love with me, I see.
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Milo : Mind if I join you? Luciano : On many levels and with great intensity. | | Andrew Minyard Lupy | Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
Mélange Mutant
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| Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
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| Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Dim 5 Aoû 2018 - 16:28 Alfred: Would you date a man that’s shorter than you? Morgan: No. Alfred: That’s kinda shallow. Morgan: I’m gay, Alfred.
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Luciano, wearing Alfred's glasses: How do I look? Alfred, squinting: I have no idea.
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Dave: Karkat gave me a get better soon card Ciri: That’s sweet! Dave: No. I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better
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Berwald: Are you sure that’s a wise idea? Mads: I’ve never had a wise idea in my life and never will
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Arthur: Can you turn the lights on? Francis: I don't have to. You're the only light i need in my life. Arthur: Francis, I can't see
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Dave: What’s the phobia of being murdered? Karkat: Common sense
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Jesse: Hey Shimada, can you hold this for me? Hanzo: That’s your hand. Jesse: Yeah.
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Alfred: Why is Dave carrying around a potted plant? Karkat: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.
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Mabel: Can I get some advice? Morgan: I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Gabriel: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made while you were drunk? Jack: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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Milo: Met a dumbass today, awfull Oliver: You looked in a mirror? Milo: Someday you’ll have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful
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Arthur: Yeah, well, I hate you. Francis: No you don’t. Arthur, bitterly: No, I don’t.
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Kenneth: All of my sweaters are disappearing. It’s weird Mabel: [wearing Kenneth’s sweater] Yeah, spooky
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Kenneth: My day was just made Keith: What kind of dog was it?
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Dave: I love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Karkat: I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you? Dave: Yes. Karkat: … Now I’m just starting to feel sorry for you. But I love you too. .: Andrew vous ignore en #84A59D :. (c) pinkuMe_ | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Dim 5 Aoû 2018 - 18:21 Jesse : How do I look, Hanzo ? Hanzo : With your eyes, Mccree.
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Lance: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism Katie : And you came to me ?
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Mabel : [doing something badass] Kenneth : that’s my girlfriend ! Keith : Your wife, Kenny Kenneth : Even better !
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Renji : Wow, Byakuya is really that pretty Damen: Don't be jealous, Renji. You're pretty too Renji : I'm not being jealous. I'm being gay
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Thandi : Tomi is cute. I think i wanna ask him out. Keith, thinking about the night before when a slightly drunk Tomi was standing on the table and screaming that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes: Good, because I’m positive nobody else does.
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Dave: Isaac, keep an eye on Karkat today. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get punched. Isaac: Sure! I’d love to see Karkat get punched! Dave : Try again Isaac : I’ll stop Karkat from getting punched. Dave : Correct.
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Francis : I can’t believe you and Mads broke the bed last night. Kenneth : It must have been wild. Berwald : Haha... Yeah... [Last Night] Mads : Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling. Berwald : Try me.
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Gabe : There’s nothing better than Jack Jesse : Two Jack Gabe : You’re right. i’ve been a fool.
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Arthur : What the fuck ? Francis : You’ll have to be more specific, I do a lot of “What the fuck” kind of stuff
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Lance, before doing something stupid : and how are you gonna stop me ? Keith Kogane : we’ll call Hunk Lance : Lance : Dammit.
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Renji : I’M TOO HOT Renji : [points at Byakuya] Renji : :D Renji : :D Renji : :D Byakuya : [sighs] Byakuya, monotone with deadpan expression: hot damn Renji : CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN
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Alfred : I did a bad thing Arthur : Does it affect me ? Alfred : No Arthur : Then suffer in silence
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Keith : I only feel one emotion and it's anger Mabel : Last night you texted me like a hundred heart emojis Keith : Out of angers.
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Kenneth : I have an idea, but I’m gonna need your permission. Keith : Why would you need my permission? Kenneth : Because if I mess it up, I don’t it to just be my fault | | Andrew Minyard Lupy | Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
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| Image du profil : ϟ Œuvre : All for the Game
ϟ Parchemins : 1289
ϟ Gallions : 56
ϟ Âge (RP) : 18 ans
ϟ Maison : Lupy
ϟ Année scolaire : 7ème année
ϟ Titre(s) : Gardien de Quidditch
ϟ Don : //
ϟ Baguette : Châtaignier, ventricule de dragon, 18 cm, inflexible
ϟ Malle : Éclat de Mendacium
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| Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Mer 8 Aoû 2018 - 17:55 Francis : The stars are beautiful tonight. Francis : You know who else is beautiful? Arthur, blushing : Who? Francis : Me.
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Morgan : Wow, that girl is so pretty. Alfred : Don't be jealous, Morgan, you're pretty too. Morgan : I wasn't being jealous, I was being gay.
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Alfred, to Luciano: How’s the most beautiful man in the world today? Francis, from across the room: I’m great, thanks for asking.
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Luciano: I am such an idiot. Karkat: Luciano: Karkat: Luciano: Karkat: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, it’s going to be a long night.
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Milo : These are my friends. I've known them for twelve hours!
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Kenneth: You’re like an angel with no wings. Mabel : So like a person. .: Andrew vous ignore en #84A59D :. (c) pinkuMe_ | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Ven 10 Aoû 2018 - 14:39 Dave: You need a hobby. Karkat: I have a hobby. Dave: Being angry isn't a hobby.
Mads: When two people like eachother, they put their mouths together. And depending on how much you like them, the longer the kiss. Sometimes for hours. Ciri: *groans* Disgusting. Killing sounds easier.
| | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ Ven 10 Aoû 2018 - 19:50 Alfred: Luciano, why are you so stuffed up? Luciano: I’m allergic to dumb Karkat: wow. I didn’t know you could be alergic to yourself
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Mab: You believe me? Keith: Mab, you’re the last good person on this planet. I’d believe cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
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Angela: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? i'd be excited just to have a bunk bed Jack: Jesse: Hanzo: Jesse: i'm gonna tell her Jack & Hanzo: don't you dare
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Kenny: Mab, ask me why i love you Mab: Kenny: Mab: Kenny: Mab: *sighs dramatically* okay. Kenny why do you lo… Kenny : *grins* Kenny: *takes out 598686 document pages* Kenny: *pulls out a laptop with a power point presentation with 500 slides* Kenny: *taps on a microphone* Kenny: THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEVER ASK BUT HERE WE ARE.
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[at Disneyland on the teacup ride] Byakuya: *spinning calmly, enjoying his ride in peace* Renji and Morgan: *flying past him, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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Mads: Hey Berwald, babe, check your phone for a surprise ;) Berwald: *looks* You didn’t send me anything. Mads: Wait what do you mea— Kenny: *in the distance* WHAT THE FU C K MADS Mads: sH I T | | | | Sujet: Re: ĪŅCØŘŔËCŤ ÍŁŮĶĀĂÑ
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