Vincent : I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

*

Mateus, jumping out of Nathan's closet : BOO !
Nathan :
Mateus :
Nathan :
Mateus : :(
Nathan : Ahh ! Oh my god ! You scared me !

*

Tom : Who hurt you?
Harry : *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Tom : ...Yes, actually.

*

Alfred : Good. Thanks, dad.
Francis : You just called Arthur “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”
Alfred : What ? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Arthur : Do you see me as a father figure, Alfred ?
Alfred : No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Francis : Hey ! Show your father some respect !

*

*Lélio and Finnegan looking at a locked gate into a park*
Lélio : You know what they say.
Finnegan : Please don’t-
Lélio : BE GAY DO CRIME ! *hops gate*
Finnegan : Fuck-

*

Tom : All of your existences are confusing.
The Knights of Walpurgis : How so?
Tom : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

*

Genji, admiring a sleeping Mulan : You’re so cute.
Mulan, sleepily : I could beat your ass.
Genji, lovingly : I know.

*

Cléonos : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity ?
Baset : *turning to Kokichi* How tall are you ?

*

Harry : I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think ? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Percy : Just rip the bandage off !
Harry : It’s Tom.
Percy : Put the bandage back on.

*

Nathan : You have to apologize to Haruka.
Respen : fine.
Respen : ‘Unfuck you' or whatever.

*

Percy, texting : A theif.
Blossom : Thief ?
Percy : Theif.
Blossom : I before E, except after C.
Percy l: Thceif.
Blossom : No.

*

Keith, on the phone with Meulin : I’ll be there soon, bro !
Keith : I’m sorry for calling you bro, you’re my girlfriend and I love you
Meulin : I love you too, bro

*

Bubbles : We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Lélio : How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

*

Phoenix : You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit ! You’re not the person I married !
Miles : Fine then ! We’re getting a divorce ! And i’m taking the kids !
Mia, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing

*

Harry : Whaddya call a fish with no eye ?
Tom, not looking up : Myxine Circifrons
Harry :
Harry : fsh

*

Ahava : Do you need a hug ?
Nathan : I need vodka.

*

Blossom : I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.
Mateus : I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

*

Mateus, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen : I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.